Ve Haff Vays of Making

Ve Haff Vays of Making You Schmile
Mr. Happy Smiley Family Mickey Mouse Disney Man Michael Eisner likes to threaten people with jail when they don’t do his electronic bidding. Testifying to Congress about getting Intel and others to help stop file-swapping and CD backups, Eisner said:

“I believe if you say to these people, `You get us a system by Dec. 31 or we’ll do it for you,’ you’ll be surprised at how innovative they’ll become,” Mr. Eisner told the lawmakers at last month’s hearing.

You can read the whole disgusting thing here at the NYT.

And I get a new argument with Melissa on why we should keep our future children Disney free.