I'd Rather Stub My Toe
I'd Rather Stub My Toe Than Be Behind Someone With a Checkbook in the Express Line
Sarge is back again with yet another vengeance. "I'd rather have my balls gnawed off by rabid sewer rats than go through the hassle of car buying."
Only this time, Sarge does the gnawing and the dealer finds his manhood on a platter. Good reading. Check it out.