SorkinWatch Update -- Midnight Edition

SorkinWatch Update — Midnight Edition
Sorkin has passed out upright on the sofa with a tumbler of Jack on his belly and a Camel Light filter burnt out between his fingers. The television is still on and showing bits of Leno. Sorkin let out one brief screed using the mysterious phrase, “touch me, Rummy,” but it is believed that was a dream and not a conscious outburst. The shrooms remain untouched, but the last of the Cheetohs are gone. Our spies have yet to uncover any further details. Stay tuned for further reports just as soon as Aaron has slept it off.