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You Sure Look Pretty in that Silky Shirt, Boy
The Washington Times on how to pick out figure skating costumes for men:

Garishly theatrical, blindingly flamboyant, men’s figure- skating costumes operate in a parallel, Las Vegas-like universe where cheese is commonplace, bad taste is the norm and most skaters stand just a rhinestone away from complete and utter sartorial catastrophe.

Sadly, long gone are the days when a man could feel confident anywhere with a dark suit and a black fedora.