At Least Shannon Doherty Admits

At Least Shannon Doherty Admits She’s a Bitch
Alleged actress and shoplifter Wynona Ryder has been charged with four felonies today in a Beverly Hills Court. Ryder’s lawyer protested, saying “being stuck in 1989 is no crime.”

But pressed on another charge, her attorney claimed “no comment” to his client still finding former “Heathers” co-star Christian Slater “boyishly cute.” Ryder has already pleaded no contest to charges of staring in “Autumn in New York.”