Cheery News Item of the Week

In case you don’t have enough to worry about at the moment:

Isis planning ‘nuclear holocaust’ to wipe hundreds of millions from face of the earth’, claims reporter who embedded with the extremists

Islamic terrorists Isis want to wipe the west off the face of the earth with a nuclear holocaust according to a journalist who spent ten days with the group while researching a book. The terror group allowed Jürgen Todenhöfer to embed with the group because he has been a high-profile critic of US policy in the Middle East. The German journalist claimed the terror group wants to launch a ‘nuclear tsunami’ against the west and anyone else that opposes their plans for an Islamic caliphate. The 75-year-old former German MP wrote up his findings in a new book ‘Inside IS – Ten Days In The Islamic State’.

Much of this is the usual bluster from savages who have yet to build a functioning flush toilet. But, hey, there’s always the black market…

He said the West has ‘no concept of the threat it faces’ from the Islamic State and has underestimated the risk posed by ISIS ‘dramatically’. The German reporter spent most of his time in Mosul in northern Iraq, but he also traveled to the ISIS-controlled territories of Raqqa and Deir ez-Zor in Syria. He added: ‘They are extremely brutal. Not just head-cutting. I’m talking about the strategy of religious cleansing. That’s their official philosophy. They are talking about 500 million people who have to die.’

That number sounds about right…

Mr Todenhöfer went on to say that ISIS have plans for mass genocide, with the aim or eradicating all atheists and religions that are not ‘people of the book’ or who do not subscribe to their particular brand of Islam. ‘The IS want to kill… all non-believers and apostates and enslave their women and children. All Shiites, Yazidi, Hindus, atheists and polytheists should be killed,’ he wrote. ‘Hundreds of millions of people are to be eliminated in the course of this religious ‘cleansing. All moderate Muslims who promote democracy, should be killed. Because, from the IS perspective, they promote human laws over the laws of God. This also applies to – after a successful conquest – the democratically-minded Muslims in the Western world.’

He told German television that ISIS wants to ‘conquer the world’.

Well, I guess we’ll have to see about that, just as soon as we get a government that’s willing to fight. And then, flush toilets will be the least of their problems.