'Knights Templars' Arrested for Operating a Fictitious Police Department

From our “Now We’ve Heard Everything” file, three men have been arrested for operating a fictitious police department that they say has jurisdiction in 33 states and Mexico and has existed for 3,000 years.

One of those arrested worked in the office of California Attorney General Kamal Harris.

It gets even more bizarre, as this AP report explains:

Brandon Kiel, David Henry and Tonette Hayes were taken into custody last week on suspicion of impersonating officers as members of the so-called Masonic Fraternal Police Department, Los Angeles County sheriff’s officials said.

Kiel, 31, has worked as deputy director of community affairs at the California Department of Justice. He is on administrative leave, and the department can’t comment on an ongoing personnel matter or criminal investigation, agency spokesman David Beltran said.

An investigation into the Masonic Fraternal Police Department was launched after various police chiefs in Southern California received a letter in late January that announced new leadership for the group, sheriff’s officials said.

Later a man claiming to be Kiel and describing himself as the police force’s “chief deputy director” called various law enforcement agencies to schedule sit-down meetings, officials said.

Capt. Roosevelt Johnson of the sheriff’s department’s Santa Clarita Valley station said he met with members of the Masonic Fraternal Police Department in February.

Henry and Hayes showed up in black jumpsuits wearing patches with their department name on them, along with stars indicating they were brass. Hayes was carrying a handgun and wearing a utility belt, Johnson said.

Kiel was there too, wearing a dark navy business suit. They told Johnson they were opening a new Canyon Country police station.

Johnson said he grew wary when they couldn’t answer questions about where they derived their authority, or jurisdictional issues.

“Brandon Kiel gave me a business card from the Department of Justice, showing he worked out of Kamal Harris’ office,” Johnson said. “That really raised red flags for me.”

Kiel, who was hired in July 2013 in a civil service job, “worked with members of the public basically on issues and questions regarding the work of the department,” Beltran said.

A website for the police force says the group was created by the Knights Templar in 1100 B.C.

“When asked what is the difference between the Masonic Fraternal Police Department and other Police Departments the answer is simple for us. We were here first!” the site says.

Investigators searched a Santa Clarita home and office and found badges, weapons, uniforms and law enforcement paraphernalia, sheriff’s officials said.

I would assume that the “Masonic Fraternal Police Department” has something to do with Freemasonry, although it’s probably as much a puzzle to them as it is to us. There are a lot of people who believe the Masons control our lives already, so it makes perfect sense to them that they would have a police force.

But then there are hints at the three men fancying themselves part of the Illuminati — the grandaddy of all conspiracy tales.

Henry on his Google Plus account fashions himself GRANDMASTER HENRY X under “ILLUMINATOR JURISDICTION.” A YouTube video uploaded to his account shows that he was able to parlay his cosplaying into an appearance with the LAPD in a press conference calling for peace after the acquittal of George Zimmerman for Trayvon Martin’s death.

Here is Mr. Henry and some of his fellow “officers” in full regalia:

KTLA reports that “investigators also believe there are other people associated with the group. According to the website, there are roughly 500,000 members in the U.S.” Probably a slight exaggeration, but it gives one pause to consider even a few of these armed nutcases running around the country trying to arrest people.

I think I prefer the Freemasons.