The PJ Tatler

If Exit Polls Were Accurate, We Would've Had President Kerry

In 2004, exit polls showed John Kerry walloping President George W. Bush. We all know how that turned out.

Drudge is fronting some exit polls that look bad for Romney. But remember: They are polls, not actual vote counts.

We won’t have real counts for a while yet. So if you’re in a line to vote for Romney, take Toto’s advice and hold the line. 

Now is not the time to panic. If my Mortal Kombat meme ever had any relevance, it’s now.

Let’s get this done.

Update: Voters are just messing with exit pollsters.