3 Possible New Jobs for Dennis Kucinich

The Cleveland Plain Dealer reports,

TOLEDO, Ohio — Dennis Kucinich is out and Marcy Kaptur has captured the Democratic primary in the new 9th District, according to data analysis from cleveland.com

Kaptur, the longest-serving woman in Congress, has apparently won the Democratic primary.

According to the official Ohio Secretary of State site, Kaptur had won four of the five counties — except for Cuyahoga — although not all of the ballots have been counted in the five-county district.


Oh, poor Dennis. Guess he’ll need to switch from politics to another of his world-saving hobbies.

Here are a few suggestions:

1. Vegan Restaurant Owner

2. UFO Investigator

3. Dating and Marriage Counselor

Here’s a story everyone might not know: how a 59-year-old, 5’7″ congressional bachelor meets a 27-year-old, 6-foot, “statuesque, flame-haired” British activist in April of 2005 and marries her by August. What a lovely couple.

Anyone else like to assist the soon-to-be former Congressman improve American political life by finding something else to do with his time?


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