The PJ Tatler

The Perfect Seasonal Lyrics for PJM Readers by cfbleachers

Amazing things can happen when you write a column for PJ Media. Amazing.

I posted my weekly advice column today and — from the cerulean cyber-heaven above arrived a truly original Christmas carol for you and me.  It came in the form of a comment, urging fellow readers to rejoice in the wonders wrought by The One and his political pals.

So, with the permission of the lyricist, cfbleachers, whose astute comments appear on many PJM blogs, and who has also written for PJM himself as an author,  I hereby present some great lyrics to cheer you through the next month at least, possibly all the way to November 6, 2012. Here’s his comment:

I think the best way to get through the season is to embrace the spirit through a song or a carol.

Try this one:

Hey comrade,
I’ve been thinkin’
I passed a park
And it was stinkin’
I then passed it at night
It gave me a fright
Camping in a Marxist Wonderland

Gone away, is our housing
Barney Frank needs de-lousing
He cooked Fannie Mae
Then gave it away
Welcome to a Marxist Wonderland

In the White House there exists a showman
The press pretends that he is just benign
Debtors ask will you pay us fairly
And we say “no, man”
The Workers Party took their place in line

In Oakland
And Zucotti
They found
Another body
It’s the means and the ends
What’s a rape among friends?
Camping in a Marxist Wonderland

In the Senate, there’s a mouthpiece clown
In the House his counterpart’s a witch
They steal, they cheat, they shred the Constitution
Tearing down the system and blaming all the “rich”

When it crashes
Ain’t it thrilling
Cause we’ve stopped all the drilling
Brazil gets our pay
In the old Soros way
Camping in a Marxist Wonderland

Steal their wealth if you wanna
Send it off to Botswana
The free market chokes
On a new climate hoax
Camping in a Marxist Wonderland

Occupy ….Oklahoma
Drugged out and in a coma
We sleep in a tent
It saves us on rent
Camping in a Marxist Wonderland.

Camping in a Marxist Wonderlaaaaaaaand!