The PJ Tatler

Buzz Ballad: Republicans

—to the tune of “Men of Harlech

Republicans, be the axis
Stop profligate spending practice
Turn government ‘gainst new taxes
Be the people’s shield

Republicans, stand ye steady
Massive debt hangs overhead, be
Budget-cutters at the ready
To your duty steeled

On the Hill, rejecting
The crisis they’re projecting
Fight to end the tax and spend
Increases they’re expecting

Republicans, on to glory
Save the nation, and ignore the
Scaremongering media stories
And you’ll win the field