The PJ Tatler

Barack Obama to star in...Predator vs Gaddafi

Please read the following aloud, in your best movie trailer announcer guy voice…

In a world…where the west is fighting a war in the Middle East by steering committee…while steadfastly refusing to take sides…between the al Qaeda rebels and the dictator who loves to hate to love them…comes a man…promising hope…promising change…and delivering a rain of thunder…and HELLFIRE MISSILES.

The United States is starting to use armed Predator drones in Libya to target Muammar Gaddafi’s forces after President Barack Obama approved their use, Defense Secretary Robert Gates said on Thursday.