We consider, for example, the Clocktower Resort, with its notable dining establishment, the Tilted Kilt.
Why? Because that’s the location to which
Brave Sir Robin the noble and public-spirited Democrat legislators have decamped themselves, rather than face the ignominy of losing a vote in Madison, Wisconsin.
Here we see an exemplary member of their waitstaff:
We may be your hometown Kilt location, but we’ve got all the charm of a quaint little pub in Scotland and all the energy of a raucous party in Illinois. Whatever you want your Tilted Kilt experience to be, there are a few things you can always count on: ice cold beer and plenty of it, a mouthwatering menu full of the pub fare you love, a festive atmosphere full of fun and friends, and, last but not least…beautiful women eager to put a smile on your face and make you feel right at home.
We now know what they call “Hooters” in Scotland, apparently.
(P.S. If the name of the pub doesn’t immediately strike you, consider what might act as a tentpole, causing a Scotsman’s kilt to tilt.)