Prediction: this little girl will run away at 14 or be popping Xanax and Zoloft the rest of her life, all thanks to mommy. Heaven save us from angry people who mistake humorlessness for self-righteousness.
I know that’s a lot of “s”s, I apologize if that triggered anyone.
Also, WHY IS THERE A SANTA AT A MALL IN THE MIDDLE OF NOVEMBER?!?!?
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PJ Media senior columnist and associate editor Stephen Kruiser is a professional stand-up comic, writer, and recovering political activist who edits and writes PJ's Morning Briefing, aka The Greatest Political Newsletter in America. His latest book, Straight Outta Feelings, is a humorous exploration of how the 2016 election made him enjoy politics more than he ever had before. When not being a reclusive writer, Kruiser has had the honor of entertaining U.S. troops all over the world. Follow on: X, MeWe, GETTR.
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