Roger L. Simon

Start Me Up too!

My birthday’s in November (age to be determined) and these guys (ages to be determined) are going to be in Anaheim on the 4th and SF on the 13th of that month. I blush to admit, although I’ve seen their lead singer do his thespian number on a friend’s movie set a few years ago, I’ve never seen the band perform live and this may be my last chance… Well, maybe not, considering how they keep coming back as if Mestopheles were their road manager. Anyway, this time I’m gonna be there and I’m telling Sheryl I want her to buy us tix for my birthday. But she better move fast because they go on sale tomorrow morning. At my age, I want good seats. I don’t want to risk damaging my sacroiliac when I start boogieing to “Street Fightin’ Man.”