The "King" Trump administration engaged in some major league trolling to counter Saturday's "No Kings" protest march in Portland and around the country. Vying for top "honors" was when the Department of Homeland Security released a mug shot announcing the arrest of a Portland area illegal alien predatory kid diddler at the very moment the protest was stepping off. 

The message was clear: Look who this coven of weirdos is rooting for. 

And the word went out. As I reported in West Coast, Messed Coast™ — Oregon Business Owners Brag About Mobbing, Detaining Border Cops, Antifa sent out a message to infiltrate the "No Kings" stroll in Portland's Waterfront Park and gather violence-friendly fellow travelers to make the short walk to block the driveway at the Immigration and Customs Enforcement headquarters. And, as night follows day, or dim follows bulb, hundreds of protesters showed up to shut down ICE Saturday afternoon and evening, out of several thousand people who gathered downtown. 

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Violence was predicted, expected, and desired by the leftists gathered. 

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Hours later, the pivotal moment came at the Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) headquarters, where the hundreds of belligerents showed up, blocked the facility, and eventually were showered with Portland rain and tear gas. Suddenly, the "No Kings" protest came to its ignominious end.

Why did the feds deploy gas? 

Things got quite spicy as the violence-friendly post-"No Kings" crowd joined the dozens of regulars at the neighborhood where the ICE facility sits. The violence-friendly voyeurs filled the area like slowly rising flood waters. Soon, hundreds of people blocked the street. Boring chanting, bullhorns, amplified screeching sound effects, and profane language, which would make even Hunter Biden blush, commenced. The neighbors absolutely adored abhorred it.

Protesters aligned themselves on the blue line marking the change from city property to federal property. This area was to be kept clear. Protesters made sure the area was clogged with angry men and women, ensuring that no vehicles could come or go. ICE agents were largely trapped, which was the plan—and whether with its Teletubby costumed, strapped, terrorists or roller skaters—blocking the driveway is always the plan.

Throwing a munition at federal officers is a felony. If that one guy at the 32-second mark isn't already in custody or under surveillance, I would be surprised.

I believe in protest. I believe in free speech. But throwing munitions and blocking federal agents from doing their jobs is neither. It's coercion at the least and terrorism at the worst. Plus, I'm reliably told that people trespassing onto federal property — whether a person knows it or not — is an offense punishable by sitting in solitary confinement for months on end while waiting for a court date. The decisions of the entire robe-wearing coven of D.C. District Court judges attest to that.

My friend HunnyBadgerMom, C.K. Bouferrache, took this video, which marked the last 3:47 of the protest outside of ICE. 

I was sitting poised on this mark on Bouferrache's livestream on my Adult in the Room Podcast livestream on this moment on Saturday night and was ready to show it when all of a sudden her livestream went dark.

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The tear gassing had commenced. 

There are several things to note in the above video.

As someone mentioned in the video, "They're not f***ing around tonight."

And they weren't. 

The "King" wins the night.