Piers Morgan Vows He'll Never Let Ben Carson Near His Brain

I’m just going to leave this here, along with some of the best responses to Morgan’s ludicrous tweet.

By the way, I wonder if Piers investigates all of his physicians (and pharmacists, and mechanics, and bodyguards, and EMS techs) to make sure they’re in lockstep with his anti-American political views?

Ben Carson's never going near my brain.

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) November 6, 2015

No, you need a proctologist for that.
RT @piersmorgan Ben Carson's never going near my brain.

— ¡El Sooopèrr! ن c137 (@SooperMexican) November 6, 2015

He'd need a search party to find it. RT @piersmorgan Ben Carson's never going near my brain.

— Jeff Capell (@JeffCapell) November 6, 2015

Relax. Hiding it in a jar under your bed really does keep it totally safe from black men. @piersmorgan

— D.W.Robinson (@_DWRobinson) November 6, 2015

@piersmorgan A glorified talent scout mocking the intelligence of an actual brain surgeon. Not everyone can get paid to be a smarmy twit.

— Randy Streu (@randystreu) November 6, 2015