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High-Energy Trump Rally in Milwaukee Full of Fun, Biden Jokes, and a Promise to Fix My @#$*ing Dishwasher

President Donald Trump arrives at UW-Milwaukee Panther Arena to speak at a campaign rally, Tuesday, Jan. 14, 2020, in Milwaukee. (AP Photo/ Evan Vucci)

President Trump has made it a practice to hold rallies on the same nights as Democrat debates so those of us who don’t want to suffer through a panel of never-will-bes repeating stale talking points have an alternative. You can almost feel Trump’s rallies sucking the energy right out of the Democrat debate stage. I, for one, can’t keep tuning in to listen to droning Democrats arguing about who’s going to screw up America the most when I could be watching a Trump rally.

My new favorite Trump impression might be of Biden, who can’t remember what state he’s in.

Trump did not disappoint at the rally on Tuesday in Milwaukee. The following are the best moments, starting with Old Man Biden. “You ever notice with Biden he’s always [saying] the wrong state?… How many times has he done that? ‘It’s great to be in the state of Ohio,’ ‘uh…no sir, you’re in Florida,'” Trump quipped. Funny stuff.

Trump hit on the killing of Iranian terrorist Qasem Soleimani and he pointed out that the people of Iran are with us. “They like you!” he said. This is a story you won’t see on CNN.

Protesters are inevitable at Trump rallies and this time, Trump really got a laugh out of the crowd with his new twist on “Go home to mommy.” This time he told a mama joke: “She went home to Mom and she’s in trouble because Mom voted for Trump!” He also said he would run again in ten years. I don’t know how that works, but okay.

I don’t know what “Koko” is so upset about in the tweet below. Everyone hates low-flow toilets and sinks and showers. The fact that Trump does talk about the things in our daily lives that need attention, like expensive light bulbs that need a hazmat team to clean up if you break one, are important. If he can solve the low-water pressure issue and water restrictions on appliances like washing machines that DO NOT CLEAN CLOTHES, he will be king forever. The moms of America want better appliances. I don’t know what “Koko” is smoking, but there isn’t much I wouldn’t do for a working dishwasher and washing machine again. My dishwasher just broke and I’m considering not replacing it because hand washing gets them cleaner. That’s how bad it is.

Democrats are out on Twitter mocking Trump’s new war on low-flow appliances. I hate to break it to them, but the people of America can’t stand energy-saving appliances. Women I know are finding old washing machines and old dishwashers and fighting other women for them in resale shops. I’m not kidding. It may be the biggest issue facing American women right now. Trump has hit on a very important campaign promise here. If he solves this, the mothers of America will be forever grateful. This is why the left doesn’t understand Trump’s success. He’s talking about things that affect our daily lives, while the Democrats are debating how to give more of our tax money to people who aren’t even citizens. Meanwhile, they leave us without working appliances because it’s beneath their pay grade and they cut a deal with the green appliance suppliers for “climate change” lies.

The left has no concept of what most people care about. It isn’t climate change or inequality. It’s the freaking appliances! You can watch the whole rally at Right Side Broadcasting.

Megan Fox is the author of “Believe Evidence; The Death of Due Process from Salome to #MeToo.” Follow on Twitter @MeganFoxWriter