The New Year's Resolution Gays Should Make... But Won't

The new year is a time of reflection and change. What went wrong? What could I have done better? What will I do better next year? For the LGBTQWTF community, I think the answer is clear. It’s time to remove that giant chip on your shoulder and wake up to the real dangers facing gays and otherkin. You’re here, you’re queer, and we’re all used to it. So that part of the mission can be over now. Maybe the gay community should stop targeting Christian bakers for destruction and heckling Christian high school students in the name of anti-bullying because there’s a much bigger fish to fry. Maybe you can start reaching out and practicing some of that tolerance you want everyone to show you for a change.

Why not resolve to stop seeing yourselves as victims of bigotry at the hands of people who merely disagree with you intellectually (which is their right as individuals) and recognize the looming threat on the horizon — one that could literally result in you being thrown off the top of a very tall building. That’s right. Islam. Conservatives and gays are natural allies in the fight against the Islamofascism that seeks to murder us all (but you first, Rainbow Brigade), so why aren’t we united?

We don’t want you to die at the hands of religious zealots! There’s this very strange phenomenon where LGBTQ folks indulge in wild fantasies about Republicans wanting them to die or be electrocuted to get the gay out or be boiled in oil or something. It’s so weird, especially because it’s pure fantasy. And the gay community marinates in unhinged horror fantasy, building up nightmare scenarios that would never actually happen. The worst Christians want to do to you is bring you to church, feed you something, and find you an opposite-sex love interest. The best the Muslims will do to you is force you to have a sex change so you can be acceptable to them. The worst they can do involves burning, hanging, dragging and spiking. Why is this so hard to grasp? I really thought a lot of you would wake up to the clear and present danger that Islam poses to your way of life after the Orlando shootings. Modern Christianity is like a group of Care Bears compared to those stone-aged desert people intent on bringing their backward nightmare to America.

When will you understand that conservative Christians aren’t your enemies — that we don’t hate or despise you, but want you to simply live your life without imposing your beliefs on everyone around you? That’s what we are expected to do. We are expected to not pray in public, or send our kids to school with a Bible, or talk openly about our belief in a Creator. You, on the other hand, want to broadcast the most degenerate crap we’ve ever seen (including putting drag queen makeup on little boys and sending them down a runway in a drinking establishment for the entertainment of adults) and get our approval and praise for it. That’s not going to happen. But we still aren’t going to throw you off a building for it. Murder as an acceptable reaction to being offended has yet to make it into the lessons I’ve heard on Sunday morning in church and it’s pretty certain it won’t.

But go into any Muslim-dominated society and try what you do to us there and see what happens. (Actually, don’t. I don’t want you to be tortured and killed.) Here is what is waiting for you if you allow this country to be overrun with Islamic invaders claiming to be refugees as reported by one of my favorite sites, The Religion of Peace.

Ayatollah Abdollah Javadi-Amoli of Iran said, in April of 2012, that homosexuals are inferior to dogs and pigs, since these animals do not engage in such acts (presumably). In November of that year, a cleric on British television stated, “What should be done to those who practice homosexuality? Torture them; punish them; beat them and give them mental torture.” 

A 2014 fatwa from the mainstream OnIslam.net proclaimed that homosexuality is “abnormal” and abhorrent” and confirmed that gays should be killed: “The punishment for men or women who are unwilling to give up homosexuality and therefore are rejecting the guidance of Allah Most High is in fact death according to Islam.”  An imam invited to speak at a Florida mosque in 2016 said that killing gays was an “act of compassion”.  In 2017, the leader of Chechnya openly proclaimed that he would defend the right of families to honor kill their gay members.

Since the resurrection of the caliphate in 2014 (the Islamic State in Iraq and Syria) dozens of homosexuals have been thrown from rooftops.  Other have been stoned to death.

The UK Guardian reported grisly details of how Muslims deal with gays: “Years before Isis began throwing allegedly gay men off the top of buildings, other groups in Iraq were attacking ‘un-manly’ men – sometimes killing them slowly by injecting glue into the anus.” And yet somehow the affable, silver-haired Mike Pence is the object of gay rage. A YouTube video that was removed (presumably because Muslims freaked out that the truth got out there) showed a group of self-identifying “moderate” Muslims discussing that death for homosexuals is what every Muslim believes. Luckily, Paul Joseph Watson saved it before that happened. Watch this video all the way through, I beg you. Moderate Muslims hate you too.

This abuse of gays is not something that happened hundreds of years ago, people. This is happening now all over the Islamic world and will come here if we do not get serious about borders and immigration. Do not import your killers here. Make 2018 the year you wake up and recognize there are barbarians waiting to torture and kill you but that your Christian neighbors will fight for your right to exist against them. We aren’t your enemies. Put your rage and hatred away this year and funnel it toward something that will actually benefit you and your loved ones. Fight the Islamization of the West. Your very existence depends on it.