Auto Updates Comments
  • Stephen Green | Oct 22, 2020 10:56 PM est

That last cocktail was so strong, I almost forgot my third and final plug!

If you’re enjoying tonight’s drunkblog, you’ll love the old-school, in-depth features available exclusively to our VIP subscribers. You’ll get extra content including exclusive podcasts and live video chats from all your favorite PJ Media writers.

Drunkblog readers enjoy a special debate night 35% discount using tonight’s exclusive promo code: BAGMAN

Hunter delivers the goods to his greedy dad, but PJ Media delivers to an entire nation.

You can sign up here, if my occasional soft-sell hasn't been too much.

I'm one of those sentimental drinkers, so I hope you'll excuse me when I gush about the better-than-clickbait stuff all of our PJ writers get to produce for our VIP members.

  • Stephen Green | Oct 22, 2020 10:45 PM est
  • Stephen Green | Oct 22, 2020 10:43 PM est

Once again, I'll leave the "What it all means" wrap-ups to PJ writers who haven't been imbibing all night, but I would like to leave you with a final thought that isn't limited to what transpired tonight.

I don't always agree with Trump, just like I don't always agree with my wife or even any of my pretty-well-trained dogs. We're different people, and no one should expect to agree with anyone 100% of the time.

But this man, this president, has been under constant attack -- some would even say constantly fighting off coup attempts -- since before he was even sworn in.

Yet he came in tonight, measured and forceful, ready to fight once more.

That is a hell of a thing for anyone to endure, even without the responsibilities and stresses of being POTUS.

He's earned a great deal of respect for that, and with tonight's performance, he's earned even more.

I'd like to see four more years of that fighting spirit.

  • Stephen Green | Oct 22, 2020 10:37 PM est

Corruption, ineptitude, senility... forget all of it.

Biden talked about American values and didn't once mention freedom or equality before the law.

That's all you need to know about Joe Biden.

  • Stephen Green | Oct 22, 2020 10:36 PM est

Biden is cribbing Obama's 2004 speech again.

  • Stephen Green | Oct 22, 2020 10:35 PM est

This was one of my first comments of the night.

  • Stephen Green | Oct 22, 2020 10:35 PM est

Last topic: How would you bribe the voters?

Democrats always "win" these questions, because the only unlimited resource is other people's money.

  • Stephen Green | Oct 22, 2020 10:33 PM est

Biden says people in his state were dying.

What a shame he didn't hold public office or anything.

Also, he says he'd "transition" from oil because oil "pollutes."

Electricity comes from planet-saving unicorn emissions. 

  • Stephen Green | Oct 22, 2020 10:32 PM est

"Dumb as an ashtray" is the truest thing anyone ever said about Joe Biden.

  • Stephen Green | Oct 22, 2020 10:31 PM est

Next question: Why do Republican energy companies hate minorities?

  • Stephen Green | Oct 22, 2020 10:31 PM est

Biden is now on record against fracking on federal land.

  • Stephen Green | Oct 22, 2020 10:30 PM est
Biden never said he's ban fracking, but he did say he'd refuse new permits -- ie, strangle it slowly to death rather than by firing squad.
  • Stephen Green | Oct 22, 2020 10:29 PM est

It isn't often I disagree with Klavan, but he left out one important detail: She lets Biden answer in full.

  • Stephen Green | Oct 22, 2020 10:28 PM est

Freddy Krueger's hand-carved jack-o-lantern shudders every time Joe Biden smiles.

  • Stephen Green | Oct 22, 2020 10:27 PM est

I love Tony, even when he's stealing my schtick.

  • Stephen Green | Oct 22, 2020 10:26 PM est

He's but he'll rule over the ruins, and that's what counts.

Just ask Bill de Blasio.

  • Stephen Green | Oct 22, 2020 10:26 PM est

Biden: China owns the electric vehicle market.

Elon Musk: WTF?

  • Stephen Green | Oct 22, 2020 10:25 PM est

"Climate change, climate warming, global warming, is an existential threat to humanity."

I had "climate warming" as the center square on my Biden Word Vomit Bingo Card.

  • Stephen Green | Oct 22, 2020 10:23 PM est

This is lovely.

  • Stephen Green | Oct 22, 2020 10:23 PM est

Trump just owned Biden on working with a Congress held by the opposite party. "You've got to convince them."

Comments