LIVE: Drunkblogging the Final Trump-Biden Debate

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Once again, I'll leave the "What it all means" wrap-ups to PJ writers who haven't been imbibing all night, but I would like to leave you with a final thought that isn't limited to what transpired tonight.

I don't always agree with Trump, just like I don't always agree with my wife or even any of my pretty-well-trained dogs. We're different people, and no one should expect to agree with anyone 100% of the time.

But this man, this president, has been under constant attack -- some would even say constantly fighting off coup attempts -- since before he was even sworn in.

Yet he came in tonight, measured and forceful, ready to fight once more.

That is a hell of a thing for anyone to endure, even without the responsibilities and stresses of being POTUS.

He's earned a great deal of respect for that, and with tonight's performance, he's earned even more.

I'd like to see four more years of that fighting spirit.

Corruption, ineptitude, senility... forget all of it.

Biden talked about American values and didn't once mention freedom or equality before the law.

That's all you need to know about Joe Biden.

Biden is cribbing Obama's 2004 speech again.

https://twitter.com/ChrisStigall/status/1319466614451044353

This was one of my first comments of the night.

Last topic: How would you bribe the voters?

Democrats always "win" these questions, because the only unlimited resource is other people's money.

Biden says people in his state were dying.

What a shame he didn't hold public office or anything.

Also, he says he'd "transition" from oil because oil "pollutes."

Electricity comes from planet-saving unicorn emissions. 

https://twitter.com/stephenkruiser/status/1319466189974716416

"Dumb as an ashtray" is the truest thing anyone ever said about Joe Biden.

Next question: Why do Republican energy companies hate minorities?

Biden is now on record against fracking on federal land.

Biden never said he's ban fracking, but he did say he'd refuse new permits -- ie, strangle it slowly to death rather than by firing squad.

https://twitter.com/andrewklavan/status/1319464006835335169

It isn't often I disagree with Klavan, but he left out one important detail: She lets Biden answer in full.

Freddy Krueger's hand-carved jack-o-lantern shudders every time Joe Biden smiles.

https://twitter.com/tonykatz/status/1319465328313798657

I love Tony, even when he's stealing my schtick.

https://twitter.com/proteinwisdom/status/1319465136050982912

He's but he'll rule over the ruins, and that's what counts.

Just ask Bill de Blasio.

Biden: China owns the electric vehicle market.

Elon Musk: WTF?

"Climate change, climate warming, global warming, is an existential threat to humanity."

I had "climate warming" as the center square on my Biden Word Vomit Bingo Card.

https://twitter.com/GaryCoby/status/1319463804686708736

This is lovely.

Trump just owned Biden on working with a Congress held by the opposite party. "You've got to convince them."