'The Way God Intended It'
I was standing, sleepily, at the counter of a coffeeshop in Union Station, waiting for the barista to remember I'd ordered a drink, when I overheard the woman behind me order hers:
"I'll have a small latte."
"What kind of milk?"
"Whole milk." Pause. Muttered, half to herself: "The way God intended it."
Maybe I was just cranky -- it was my first day heading back to the office after a week out with the flu -- but I had to fight the urge to say to her, "Just like God intended that sheep's wool to be spun, woven, and dyed into your pretty pink plaid coat?"
I had little doubt it was a real wool coat. She looked like someone who would curl her lip at the thought of synthetic fabric touching her skin.