5 Ways to Forfeit Your Man Card
If Chuck Norris gets a pedicure so that his toes will feel more comfortable when he kicks people in the face, will you think he is a wimp? No. If R. Lee Ermey wants to drink a Cosmopolitan because he feels that it will keep his throat perfectly primed to yell at people, he can get away with it. If UFC light heavyweight champion Jon "Bones" Jones likes to unwind by watching Twilight after choking someone unconscious in a cage fight, who are we to argue?
Still, there are some things that even the manliest of masculine manly men can't get away with on their most masculinely manly days without having their man card permanently pulled. For example:
1) Geeking out on children's entertainment
It's one thing for a man to listen to the awful music of Justin Bieber and think, "Wow, that's not the worst thing I've ever heard." It's quite another to actually go to one of his concerts for the fun of it or, worse yet, refer to himself as a "Belieber." Wanna go to a comic-book convention? Ok, but if you're a dude who dresses up like Thor and starts speculating about whether you can defeat the Hulk in a fight, you have a "man problem" you need to address. Don't even get me started on being a damn brony and walking around in public talking about My Little Pony. Are you a five-year-old girl? If the answer to that question is "no," then you don't have any business being a fan of a show aimed at five-year-old girls.
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