The Cost of Lefty Crazy Is 'Yuge' and the Bill Is Almost Due

By efforts, I mean that Phil Haskins-Delici has made a few changes. He now lives in Portland, Ore., and is currently LARPing as a Muslim, "LatinX" chick who prefers to be called Isabel Rosa Araujo. He even had "bottom surgery," which is the communists' way of saying he had his "BP" ginsued into what I am sure is some hellish-looking female Franken-bits, compliments of the taxpayers of Oregon.

FACT-O-RAMA! Though I have (blessedly) not seen Phil Haskins-Delici's genitals, they remind me of Waffle House hashbrowns: sliced, diced, and scattered.

I have no intention of playing make-believe regarding this clown stain, so I will refer to him as "WUP," which is short for "Well-Upholstered Phil."

HASH-O-RAMA! Waffle House does not offer "sliced" hash browns. How many of you caught that? I added it anyway because it sounded funny to me, and hopefully you, but I bet there is a Waffle House fan-boi who read it and pooped his crocks. 

WUP has a history of violence. He attacked a Hispanic (WUP WANTS TO BE HISPANIC. SEE THE ISSUE!??!!??) man and a Muslim woman (WUP WANTS TO BE A MUSLIM WOMAN. SEE THE ISSUE??!!??) with bear spray. He was sentenced to one day of community service.

PRO TIP-O-RAMA! Pepper spray hurts worse — and longer — than bear spray. If a cop catches you with either, and you're in a place you can't legally carry it to defend yourself, like New York City, or any other big, blue toilet town, tell the officer you carry it because your neighbor has a pitbull that gets loose. TRUST ME ON THIS.

As you have likely surmised, WUP is nuttier than squirrel scat. Don't take my word for it; watch him launch into a tirade, involving every boring Democrat talking point. He even mentions the taxpayers who were kind enough to pay to remove his tinker toy.

"Trans" Phillip Haskins-Delici, aka Isabel Araujo, sentenced to 24hrs community service & 1yr probation for assaulting Arab-American Sorbeah Almosa with mace at a 2024 anti-Israel rally. Wore "Antifa Super Soldier" gear.https://t.co/BUOULo8bkp

— The Dallas Express News (@DallasExpress) August 18, 2025

WUP credits his attorney for stepping in and keeping him from "not killing" the woman whose voice you hear in the last video, Katie Daviscourt. The same attorney who, despite WUP's history of violence, especially against women, told a judge that his client shouldn't be relieved of his cache of weapons.

So, where am I going with all of this WUP stuff?

We as a society are at a point where leftoids coddle and even encourage crazy, which only leads to big, ugly, violent problems.

Kids "identify" as animals. 

Animals like WUP, a now-nutless nutjob who attacks the people he longs to be, are let out of jail by pinko judges. 

FACT-O-RAMA! We the People used to lock up violent, crazy trains like WUP. Today, he is considered a "victim" when someone, like intrepid reporter Andy Ngo, "misgenders" him. PS- I truly respect Mr. Ngo, but if you know him, please implore him to stop playing crazy games, like referring to men as "she." You know, like when this headline from "Le Monde" 

"Canada mass shooting suspect is 18-year-old local woman with known mental health struggles"

This headline shows respect and empathy to the testicle-hating lunatic who shot 33 people, killing eight.

I was supposed to be at the New York City protest against Muslim aggression this weekend, but thankfully, I snagged a comedy gig in the Poconos and went there instead.

If you haven't heard, a couple of Muslims threw a bomb at Jake Lang, a modern-day Minute Man and patriotic J6er.

PJ Media's own Robert Spencer covered the story and how the local Marxist media twisted the facts of what really went down.

Related: There Was a Jihad Bombing in New York City, and Here’s How Mamdani and the Media Framed It

One of the local New York City news stations, 1010 WINS, reported that the protest against Muslim rape, murder, and conquest of the United States — which was interrupted by two Muslim fellars tossing an actual bomb at Lang  — was a "white supremacist" rally. This is Travis Bickle-like doolally. The Muslim bomb-tossers embodied the meaning behind Lang's protest.

Truth bomb incoming: men can't be women, kids can't be dinosaurs, and crazy can't be tolerated. The idea of "tolerance" was just a heart-tugging, blue-sky attempt to normalize people who should be in a jail or an asylum, like WUP.

There is a cost to wet-nursing insanity, and I fear We the People will be stroking checks to pay the (im)balance.