"Honey, let's make vegan cooking sex videos. What could go wrong?"
The chancellor of the University of Wisconsin, La Crosse, Joe Gow, has been fired for making a series of cooking videos involving his wife and various porn stars.
"In recent days, we learned of specific conduct by Dr. Gow that has subjected the university to significant reputational harm. His actions were abhorrent," said Jay Rothman, president of the University of Wisconsin.
[Let's see how many sex-cooking references I can include in the article about an amateur porn couple no one wants to see naked. Yes, I am counting the "hot water" and "smoker" references in the headline, DING! DING!]
Gow, 63, was canned (DING!) after it was revealed he and his wife were pimping (DING!) their naked culinary videos. They refer to their "show" as "Sexy, Healthy Cooking."
FACT-O-RAMA! There is a sub-genre of "romance films" called "Mature," featuring older couples, though cooking is not usually a factor. Mad bomb shouts to the Gows for their originality.
Gow and his wife Carmen pushed their salacious, salad-loving (DING!) videos, mercifully with their clothes on, on Twitter or X (DING!), or whatever we are calling it these days, with the advertisement, "Passionate plant-powered couple cooking, conversing, and shooting with top adult video stars. Visit our LoyalFans and OnlyFans sites for fully explicit scenes!"
In short, they cook before they steam (DING! cheap, but I'll take it).
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— Sexy Healthy Cooking (@SexyHappyCouple) December 23, 2023
In one must-miss episode, the attention-starved, pot-and-pan-wielding paramours (DING!) welcome married porn couple Mia Markova and Danny Mountian as they prepare something called "vegan bangers and mash" (get it?!?).
As Gow's wife Carmen does the actual cooking, Gow plies the couple with cringy questions about their "work" and their personal sex lives and mentions how Gow doesn't match up to Mr. Mountian in any way.
FACT-O-RAMA! Considering Gow is a big-wig at a liberal school, and is part of a "passionate plant powered" couple, it is easy to assume he is a leftist. That said, I can testify they are using an electric stove.
In the painful, R-rated video I watched, Gow reminds me of a creeper who hangs outside the ladies' room at a nightclub looking for drunk women, making cheap sex references (worse than mine), and bringing a sense of awkwardness not seen since perhaps Bill Clinton first told Hillary the world was about to learn he had a new humidor named "Monica."
Gow dutifully takes a swipe at "religious people," like Mr. Mountain's grandparents, who won't get on board with their grandson making porn for a living. They also take a dig at couples they met at a swingers' club in rural Illinois (you know, because "those people" are rednecks and liberal swingers are "better").
As per their Onlyfans page, after the cooking lesson, the real heat (DING!) begins when the couple shoots a scene with Mr. Mountain. Apparently, his wife Mia decided to take the afternoon off. With Gow on the manhood menu (DING!), who can blame her?
PORNO-RAMA! Gow was denied a pay raise in 2018 after he paid adult star Nina Hartley $5,000 from his discretionary fund to speak on campus. He later apologized and paid the school back.
It also appears Gow and his flame (DING!) offered a free taste test (DING!) of their bedroom exploits on Onlyfans, but that link is not working as of this writing. Praise be for small (DING!) miracles.
For those who can't get enough of the unceasingly needy duo's sexcapades, you can buy their book, "
