BUT OF COURSE:

SOCIAL DESTRUCTION: It Was the Damn Phones. “It has been true for hundreds of years: older generations worry about whatever new technology young people are using, and whatever new media they are consuming. This is why some people believe that the current wave of concern about social media and smartphones is overblown, like earlier concerns about violence in comic books and music lyrics. These skeptics say that no new norms or laws are needed. But during all previous waves, most young people liked the things they were doing.”

BREAKING: Israel Bombs Iran in Preemptive Strike (UPDATED).

UPDATE:

UPDATE (10:45 PM):

OPEN THREAD: Hang on, baby. Friday’s coming.

IRAN DISCOVERS EARTH-SHATTERING KABOOMS:

Plus:

In the words of Keith Laumer, there’s nothing more peaceful than a dead troublemaker.

ISRAEL LAUNCHES MULTIPLE STRIKES IN IRAN.

Earlier: US Evacuates Middle East Embassy & Military Personnel as Tensions Mount Over Potential Israeli Strike on Iran.

UPDATE: Ben Rhodes hyperventilates:*

* Again.

MORE:

DISPATCHES FROM THE MEMORY HOLE:

Yes, we can imagine quite a bit, based on the lockdown-themed headlines that came out of California:

First Gavin Newsom Closed the Beaches. Then His Cops Ticketed Those Who Came to Look at Them.

LA sheriff will fine you $300 if you’re not wearing a mask in public.

Gym owner charged for opening during coronavirus shutdown, California prosecutor says.

Los Angeles deputies arrest 158 people in raid on underground house party.

Newsom Ordered to Pay $1.35 Million in Settlement With Church over Pandemic Restrictions.

Earlier: Democrats Melt Down Over Padilla’s Stunt — Here’s What Really Happened.

UPDATE:

DEVELOPING:

UPDATE: Details are trickling in.

NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW (EXCEPT DEMOCRATS): Democrats Melt Down Over Padilla’s Stunt — Here’s What Really Happened.

UPDATE (FROM GLENN):

These stunts don’t play like they used to.

Why they’re reduced to dumb stunts like this:

UPDATE (From Ed):

RALPH THE WONDER LLAMA GETS RESULTS! Llamas may hold the cure to COVID: study.

Llama just say — this probably wasn’t on your 2025 bingo card.

A new study suggests that the long-necked, fuzzy mammals could be our secret weapon against COVID-19.

Researchers in Belgium found that special particles in llama blood could help us develop powerful new treatments that keep working even as the virus mutates.

I’m glad it’s not a møøse. A Møøse once bit my sister. Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti.

HOW MANY PEOPLE SEE THIS, AND ARE TOO DUMB OR BLINDED BY THEIR PRIORS TO NOTICE THAT HIS SKIN IS ACTUALLY LIGHTER IN THE SECOND PHOTO: It’s an awfully odd form of “Islamaphobic” racism to make your opponent look fairer-skinned.

NEW CIVILITY WATCH:

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JAKE TAPPER LIES: