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Kenyan Lawyer Offers Obama 50 Cows, 70 Sheep, 30 Goats for Malia’s Hand

Ultra-creepy suitor got interested in first daughter when she was 10 years old.

Supreme Court to Take Up Redistricting Based on Voters Rather Than Population

If you can’t vote, should you still be represented?


Obama ‘Legacy’ in Legal Trouble; Media Frets

by Michael Walsh

Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown.

Was the Iraq War a Mistake? Let’s Ask the Democrats, Too!

by Michael Walsh

They were for it before they were against it.

Hillary! Clinton, White Gurl

by Michael Walsh

And did we mention she’s old, too?

Because Nothing Says ‘Yes All Women’ Like a Dowdy Hillary ‘Pantsuit Up’ T-Shirt

Oh dear, this is apparently not a parody.

White House Graduates Sacking of Ramadi from ‘Setback’ to ‘Not Unsubstantial Setback’

“We saw a pretty effective tactic used by ISIL…”

Earnest: Weekend Urban Violence Shows Need for Gun Laws; Will See If Obama Wants to Talk About It

“But this is certainly a challenge that the president’s ready to confront.”

Dem Congresswoman Challenging McCain for Senate Seat

Pollster predicts Indiana 2012 scenario if McCain loses primary.

Thank God That America Is the World’s Policeman

by Michael van der Galien

If the U.S. goes isolationist the world will go to hell in a handbasket.

Homeland Security Congressman: ‘Rand Paul Is Consumed by the NSA’

King says he’s “never met a more patriotic group of people than the men and women of the NSA.”

The 33 Radical Islamic Problems Obama Chooses to Ignore

In need of a little light reading on Islamic terror at home and abroad?

Defense Sec at Arlington: ‘Troops of Such Caliber’ Have ‘Great Leader’ in Obama

Says Fallujah left “a legacy that has made our military the finest fighting force the world has ever known.”

Obama Uses Memorial Day Address to Explain That Our Soldiers Are No Longer Fighting a Real War

Because Obama won the real war or something.

Memorial Day, 1945: A Commander Apologizes to the Dead

General Lucian Truscott’s remarkable homage to the dead of Anzio.

VSU Flag Stomper Eric Sheppard Still At Large — Now Issues Vicious Anti-White Manifesto

by Debra Heine

This “maturely independent” “straight A student” has some interesting thoughts on race.

Kicking Off the Summer: A Brief History of the Bikini

by Michael Walsh

Happy days are here again.

The Departed, Japanese-Style

by Michael Walsh

“I had hatred mounting against her… Life was such a pain before she died.”

While D.C. Downplays Risk, U.S. Sees Shocking Rise in Terror Arrests This Year

It’s only May, but 2015 has seen 40 U.S. individuals arrested for terror charges, nearly double the combined total for 2013 and 2014.

Sultan Erdogan Wants to Give Turkey's Head Imam a Private Jet

by Michael van der Galien

“Just like the pope.”

Well, It's Certainly Better Than UMP

by Michael Walsh

Sarkozy’s party’s new name has the French Left in a tizzy.

Where Would You Rather Live? Minneapolis or San Angelo?

by Michael Walsh

Americans voting with their feet.

Judge Napolitano Says Judicial Slapdowns of Presidential Actions 'Rare' in American History, Raises Specter of 'I' Word

by Debra Heine

“What’s the remedy when the president doesn’t do what he took an oath to do?”

100,000 Taxpayer Records Stolen from IRS

by The Tatler


ISIS Likes to Talk About Sex, Baby, as a Terror Tactic

Who knew women could be such valuable weapons?

(VIDEO) 'Morning Joe' Panel Breathlessly Speculates About Hillary's Coattails and 2016 Dem Landslide

“We totally found a way to rig the lottery!”

'No Will to Fight' Iraqis Faced Multiple Oklahoma City-Sized Bombs in Ramadi Fall

“Indignation on the part of the Iraqis” over Obama administration criticism “is very valid.”

Muslim Televangelist: Masturbating Men Will Make Their Hands Pregnant

Sex ed it ain’t.

GA Mom Arrested, Shackled for Son's Unexcused School Absences

Heil Department of Education!

Touching Reunion Between Teen and the Soldier Who Saved Her Life

When authorities tried to keep baby Lava Barwari from leaving Iraq, one soldier stepped in to allow her to escape to freedom.

A Day of Remembrance Is Nothing Without Poetry

For Memorial Day, read some forgotten verse by Richard Hugo.

Sarah Silverman vs. Rand Paul on 'Free Healthcare'

He says the “right” to healthcare = slavery. She objects. Who’s right?

BREAKING: DC Bomb Squad Detonates Suspicious Device Found Inside Car Near U.S. Capitol

Pressure cooker, propane tank pulled out of ‘suspicious’ car as concert-goers gathered for the National Memorial Day Concert on the Mall.

Not Fooling Around: 71 Arrested During Protests After Cleveland Officer's Acquittal

Number of businesses looted and destroyed: Zero

True Grit, Singapore-Style

by Michael Walsh

The couple tried to persuade Mr Haresh to get off the bonnet – but he refused and threatened to “break their heads.”