PJ Tatler

The PJ Tatler

A “Norwegian” Named Ishaq Ahmed

by Michael Walsh

Meanwhile, Denmark is instituting “border controls” in the EU passport-free zone.

JOEmentum! Catch It!

by Michael Walsh

Crazy Uncle Joe smells Hillary’s blood in the water.


‘No Bombshells’: Stephanopoulos and Co. Dismiss Latest Batch of Hillary Emails (Video)

by Debra Heine

The Clinton Foundation mega-donor neglected to mention all of the emails she deleted.

This Is the Best Email in the New Trove of Hillary Correspondence

Poor Al.

Dempsey: ISIS ‘Will Eventually Collapse Under the Weight of Their Own Contradictions’

Contends “we’re not powerless” against threat even with Ramadan and July Fourth threats.

Declaring ‘This Is What Change Looks Like,’ Obama Re-opening Cuba Embassy

Declaring this is what capitulation looks like, Menendez blasts “all the more lopsided” policy.

The Safest Place in the Country Is this Restaurant with Open Carrying Waitresses

by Liz Sheld

Your waitress will deliver your menu choice with a side of OPEN CARRY.

Hillary’s Emails: Clinton Asked Iran Man to Dig Into Who’d Been Sent to Face AIPAC

Was she trying to skirt the duty of representing administration at pro-Israel conference?

Oh, Those Private-Server Government Emails!

by Michael Walsh

Dowager Empress of Chappaqua will get to the Big House before the White House.

TSA to Citizens: Your Money Belongs to Us

by Michael Walsh

TSA flack tweets photo of passenger’s cash; government agents swoop in to steal it.

California Finally Does Something Right

by Michael Walsh

Mandatory vaccines for schoolchildren counters crackpot “anti-vaxxers.”

Dem Warns He’ll ‘Make Certain’ That Iran Deal Is Blocked If Ayatollah’s Demands Met

Members of president’s party more “alarmed” by Khamenei than they are reassured by Kerry and Obama.

State Department Is Withholding Clinton/Obama 10:00 Benghazi Phone Call Readout (Video)

by Debra Heine

Evidently, the readout of the phone call isn’t “helpful.”

O’Malley: Save Puerto Rico!

“Not only because it’s the right thing to do, but because our region’s economic stability depends on it.”

Revealed: The Same Attorney Who Was in Charge of Retrieving Lois Lerner’s Emails, Now in Charge of State Department Emails (Video)

by Debra Heine

An “unbelievable set of circumstances” led to the loss of IRS emails.

Iran Preparing for Failure of Nuke Talks After Washington’s ‘Buyer’s Remorse’

Ayatollah says demands would strip nuclear program “to a caricature and a window without a content.”

TREND ALERT: Adding Bugs into Your Milkshakes

by Liz Sheld

Made with Peruvian chocolate-flavored cricket powder!

Jeb Bush Leads in New Poll. Here’s Why Conservatives Don’t Need to Worry About It

by Michael van der Galien

No, Jeb Bush will not be the Republican Party’s nominee.

Episcopal Church Officially A-Okay with Gay Marriage

by Michael Walsh

The Episcopal Church has shrunk 18 percent over the last decade, after more than a generation of steady decline.

Hillary Gets Berned: Sanders Rally Nearly Double the Size of Her Announcement Crowd

“We have more people at a meeting for a candidate for president than any other candidate.”

DOJ Investigating Major Airlines for Possible Price Collusion

If we had our hover cars, this wouldn’t be a big deal.

Hillary Emails: Blumenthal Edited Her CFR Speech for 'Vague and Gauzy Liberal Universalism'

“You do not need to have a complex foreign policy agenda reduced to two words that adversaries will use against you.”

Coming Soon to the U.S.? Confiscating 'Unhealthy' Food from Lunchboxes

by Liz Sheld

“A member of staff may confiscate, keep or destroy such items found as a result of the search if it is reasonable to do so in the circumstances.”

Pelosi: Elizabeth Warren Doesn't Speak for Party

It’s Grandma Nan vs. Fauxcahontas in the octagon!

Senate Dems Ask Judiciary Chairman for Hearings on 'Reality of Domestic Terrorism Spurred by Racial Hatred'

“America’s effort to root out terrorism must include a focus on violent racism in our own backyard.”

Ready for Uncle Joe's White House Run?

by Michael Walsh

Brace yourself, America, the crazy is just getting started.

CNN Poll: 59% of Americans Glad That Federalism Is Dead

by Michael van der Galien

Or do they just not understand it?

Who Needs Greece When You've Got Chicago?

by Michael Walsh

Blue-state blues: save teacher pensions, fire teachers.

Massive Terror Attack on Military Checkpoints in Egypt's Sinai Kills Dozens

Reports at least 60 Egyptian soldiers and civilians killed, Islamic State affiliate claims responsibility

A.B. Stoddard: 'Hillary Clinton's Entire Strategy Was to Circumvent the FOIA' (Video)

by Debra Heine

“She removed government property and had it destroyed. That is a known fact – that’s on the record.”

Tsipras Begs for Third Greek Bailout at the 11th Hour

Frantic maneuvering by Greece as the clock ticks down to zero.

'You're Going to Get What I Think, Like It Or Not': Christie Running for President

“If Washington and Adams and Jefferson believed compromise is a dirty word we’d still be under the crown of England.”

Congressman Asks St. Louis Mayor to Remove 32-Foot Granite Civil War Monument

“It is not only time for a reappraisal of all public symbols that reflect upon the ‘peculiar institution’ of slavery, but also time for removal.”

After Recent SCOTUS Rulings, Should We Re-Write the Constitution?

Short of revolution, it’s our only viable answer. But would it even work?

In Case You Thought the News Couldn't Get Any Worse...

by Michael Walsh

Michael Bay will produce a remake of Hitchcock’s classic, The Birds.