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Junior Wing of Permanent Bipartisan Fusion Party Rallies to Dear Leader’s Side on ‘Free Tade’ Enabling Act

by Michael Walsh

Suckers!

They’re Not ‘Migrants,’ They’re Invaders

by Michael Walsh

Cultural suicide is precisely the goal the Left wishes for what we used to call civilization.

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Italian Police: Muslim Migrants Threw Christians Overboard in Crossing from Libya

Fifteen charged with murder in Sicily. The victims “professed the Christian faith while the aggressors were Muslim.”

Putin: Iran ‘Does Not Pose Any Threat to Israel Whatsoever,’ So Have Some Missiles

Marie Harf analyzes arms sale: “A possible reason may be for the money.”

U.S. Analyst Admits: ‘Moderate’ Syrian Rebels Have Been Working With Al-Qaeda All Along

Brookings-Doha Institute analyst finally spills the beans.

Report: FBI Holds Special Meeting in Juarez on Press Strategy to Deny Judicial Watch’s Reporting About ISIS on the Border

by Debra Heine

They are also looking for the source of the leaks.

Will Loretta Lynch Investigate Hillary Clinton’s Emails?

What she told a senator who asked.

Dumb: KC IRS Employee Steals Co-Worker’s Credit Card, Goes on Shopping Spree While on the Clock

by Debra Heine

“Dumb, that is really dumb. She should be on world’s dumbest criminals.”

BREAKING: Al-Qaeda Seizes Commercial Airport on Yemen Coast

Air AQAP. What could possibly go wrong?

Christie on GOP Nod: ‘The Game Hasn’t Even Come Close to Beginning’

“If I run, I will beat her,” New Jersey governor vowed when asked about Hillary Clinton.

Doomed Jeb Bush Candidacy Gets Kiss of Death from Older Bro

by Michael Walsh

Jeb Bush’s candidacy has a problem, says brother George. “Me.”

Think Promising to Cut Taxes Will Help Conservatives? Think Again

by Michael Walsh

The income tax doesn’t tax wealth, it prevents the middle class from ever accumulating wealth.

Spring Break, Rape — and Why It Sucks Not Being a Liberal

Gavin McInnes was laughed at when he said Spring Break wasn’t safe anymore. Then a girl was gang raped. On the beach. On video.

Netanyahu: World ‘Lulled Into Slumber on Bed of Illusions’ Decades After Holocaust

“The darkness and fog of denying reality” are taking the place of “never again,” prime minister says at Yad Vashem.

The Incredible, Disgusting TSA Groping Conspiracy

Where does TSA get these perverts?

Why Isn’t Tax Day a Holiday?

What % of your income did Uncle Sam take from you today?

Oh, for God’s Sake: A Hunger Strike to Force Confirmation of Loretta Lynch?

Give us a break.

Rep. Ted Yoho Introduces Resolution to Define Impeachable ‘High Crimes and Misdemeanors’

by Debra Heine

“If we had a chief executive that would faithfully execute the laws … this wouldn’t be an issue, and we could get on with America’s business.”

Hillary Clinton's Uterus For President! (Says Topless Woman, Too Many Others)

“I’m a gorilla” is my new catchphrase, by the way.

Auto Repair Owner to Refuse Service to 'Openly' Gay People

An entirely different issue from refusing to participate in a gay marriage.

Florida to Sue Feds Over Medicaid Expansion

Never a bad idea.

Chaffetz Bill Would Reduce Expense Allowances for Former Presidents Earning Private Sector Money

Just say “No!’ to paying for whatever Bubba is up to right now.

Fort Hood Terrorist Attack Purple Heart Recipients to Get Benefits

Army secretary “directed an expedited process to make certain that happens.”

Hillary's Campaign Is Off to a Shaky Start

by Debra Heine

One FAIL after the next.

Jeb Bush's Edge: Actually, Americans Love Dynasties

by Michael van der Galien

No, George W. isn’t Jeb’s main weakness.

Hillary PAC Harasses Lone Activist for Campaign Parody

Because nothing says “we’re for the little guy” like suing little guys.

Lonely in the Golden State? Dial 1-800-HOOKERS

by Michael Walsh

“Our whole theory is that any law based on morality has no place in this country.”

Time to Disband the National Football League

by Michael Walsh

Murder, mayhem, injury, death: is the game worth the candle?

IRS Wants More Money to Correct Problems in Agency

by Liz Sheld

The ink isn’t even dry on your tax return yet, and the IRS is panhandling at a congressional hearing for more money.

Semi-Lifelike Robot, Running for 'President,' Invents Fake Family History

by Michael Walsh

Hillary’s “grandparents always spoke about the immigrant experience and, as a result she has always thought of them as immigrants.”

Welp...Now We Know How Hillary Feels About Common Core

For starters, she finds the entire debate “very painful.”

'I'm Not Going to Hurt Them': Rubio Would Attend a Gay Wedding

If a family member “has decided to move in one direction…you respect that because you love them.”

Forget the Scandals -- Here's the One Thing That Would Utterly Demolish Hillary's Presidential Hopes

But how low is too low to go when digging up campaign dirt?

'Unscripted': The Return of Hillary's Plants

by Debra Heine

Campaign meetings with “fake” real people.

Iran Parliament Releases Nuke Deal Fact Sheet: Sanctions Gone on Day One, 'Conventional' Inspections

Surprise! It’s really different from the White House version.