Eject Eject Eject


Folks, I am so sorry for the lack of posting. I’m writing this at work, where I am busier than a nine-tailed Texas news anchor in a room full of pajamahadeen on rocking chairs.

Anyway, SILENT AMERICA, called by some “the greatest book ever written” and “a work of literature more moving and eternal than the Collected Works of William Shakespeare”</em
is now available at Barnes and Noble by clicking right


As for Michael Moore…I..uh…recused myself from that taping. There are only four people in the world I do not feel I could face without either going to jail or losing my job, and he is two of them (the others are O.J. Simpson and Ted Rall).

Everyone said how charming and self-effacing he was. Okay. The man has a keen nose. He cannot remain the Shrieking Butter Troll for FOUR MORE YEARS! (sorry) So let him re-invent himself. There are some lines that, when crossed, do not allow you to return. He crossed that line, and a few hundred others, a long time ago.

I am desperately trying to get SANCTUARY done before I go to Florida. I’ll be flying back cross country, so if you see a white dart heading west overhead be sure to wave.

Books are shipping from PayPal — only a few are left to be printed.

I’ll be back with some authentic substance in a few days.

By the way, these past three weeks have been the first and only time in my life when I haven’t had to worry about money. Thanks to all of you. You have made my day, week, month, year and decade. Thank you all.

More where that came from. Back ASAP.