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Every now and then, I get a letter from someone who has temporarily lost their cable TV and, desperate for something — anything — to fill the void, they write me asking what my pre-Eject! life was like.

Well, kind of run-of-the-mill, really. Like pretty much every other American Teen, I took a sharp interest in Astronomy, hung out at the local planetarium, got my first-ever job taking tickets, and was soon running the multi-media star shows. Who among us can