Mr. President, We Cannot Allow An Edible Coffee Cup Gap!
Good news! "KFC Now Has A Coffee Cup You Can Eat," reports BuzzFeed (who better to break this story?) Bad news -- it's only available in England right now:
This edible coffee cup was invented in a partnership with food scientists at The Robin Collective to coincide with the launch of KFC’s Seattle’s Best Coffee across its UK branches. The cup itself is made of biscuit, which has been wrapped in sugar paper and then lined with a layer of white chocolate, which melts over time, softening the biscuit enough to melt in your mouth.
On top of that delicious blend, a spokesperson for The Robin Collective told the Telegraph that the cups are also infused with a selection of “mood improving aromas,” like ‘coconut sun cream,’ ‘freshly cut grass’ and ‘wild flowers,’ which “evoke the positive memories we associate with warm weather, sunshine and summer holidays.”
Of course it does. The only charitable explanation given the involvement of companies with the names Kentucky Fried Chicken and Seattle’s Best Coffee is that perhaps they're merely working out the product's kinks out of town before it debuts in America. I will be charitable and assume that's the case.
Because America is waiting, as David Byrne and Brian Eno would say.