Today, We Are All Philadelphia Eagles Fans
"Be prepared to love the Eagles’ Evan Mathis, even if you hate the Eagles," Mary Katharine Ham writes.
I love Mashable.com's self-lobotomized description of Mathis' stunt:
Just what precisely Mathis is so pissed off about — other than just like, taxes in general, man — isn't quite clear.
Yes, what on earth would cause him to do that?
Mashable adds, "But one thing is obvious: He's not exactly having guilt pangs over the stunt."
Presumably, the Eagles' Obama-supporting owner will remind him of the futility of individual expression in a corporatist world.