Freedom is Slavery, as Winston Smith would say, while on a Victory Gin break in the canteen of the Ministry of Truth:
Eighth-graders in Wisconsin’s Union Grove school district were assigned to fill out a “Liberalism vs. Conservatism” crossword puzzle, and they learned some new and very questionable “facts.”
Students learned conservatism is “the political belief of preserving traditional moral values by restricting personal freedoms … ”
Conversely, they learned liberalism is “the political belief of equality and personal freedom for everyone, often changing the current system to increase government protection of civil liberties.”
Click over for a photo of the doubleplus ungood crossword puzzle.