I Call for a Nationwide Ban on Semi-Automatic Assault Democrats
Hey, let's be careful out there, as renowned law enforcement officer Sgt. Phil Esterhaus used to tell his troops, particularly if you lean right. You never know when a leftwing politician or apparatchik could lose his mind:
Unfortunately, leftwing politicians believe they have the right to unregulated rights over you. And as CBS, CNN, Time, the Washington Post, and the New York Times adds, to heck with that pesky 100 or so year old Constitution to stop them.