Ed Driscoll

Woman Charged in 'Booty Call Ninja Attack'

“Booty Call Ninja Attack:” An awesome headline, and no doubt, soon to be an even more awesome name for a rock group whose talent simply will not live up — cannot live up — to the total wicked coolness of their name:

Call it the case of the “Booty Call Ninjas.”A Joliet man told police he was attacked by two people weilding nunchuks and throwing stars after he showed up for what he thought would be a sexual rendezvous with his ex-girlfriend.

The 44-year-old man called police after getting jumped around 1:15 a.m. in the alley off the 300 block of Youngs Avenue. He said he had called his ex-girlfriend and asked her to come over for sex, and she agreed.

A short time later, Katherine M. Casarez, 29, texted the victim that she was in a nearby alley, police said.

As the man walked to Casarez’s car, a masked man jumped out and hit him in the head with nunchuks, police said. Casarez then grabbed nunchuks of her own and hit the man on the head with them as well.

(Via Drudge, which wisely truncates the headline from the above story into the version we’re running with as well.)