Ed Driscoll

Shhh—Nobody Tell Law & Order: SVU

Last week, NBC’s Law & Order: SVU completely blew the lid off the murderous risks of Big Cola — so it’s only natural to assume that they’ll do a follow-up soon on the dangers of Big Cola and Big Alcohol.

“It’s time to sober up and face the big picture. We are looking at a specter of gigantic lakes of coffee mixed with oceans of distilled damnation,”  the Classical Values blog reports, with shocking video proof that this pair of corporate hellhounds have been in cahoots for decades!