Ed Driscoll

'Man With No Clothes Runs Past Clothes With No Man'

A New York Post-quality headline crafted by Orrin Judd for this Weekly Standard story:

If billionaire Alki David is an honest man, the man who streaked in front of Barack Obama at the president’s rally today in Philadelphia will be paid $1 million for his stunt. The man who performed today’s stunt, which captured the attention of the Drudge Report and an Associated Press photographer, is 24-year-old Juan James Rodriguez, THE WEEKLY STANDARD has learned.

Many more hilarious headlines from the actual New York Post available here.

Related: “The President is an Empty Suit” — “But it’s a really great suit.”