Ed Driscoll

'Daddy, Did You Plug the Crudezilla Yet?'

With a little help from the Toho Film Company Ltd., Iowahawk unleashes the Kraken.  Behold, “Crudezilla, King of All Spills!”

(The concept of which dovetails pretty nicely with this warning: by the end of the summer, will a gallon of gas be almost the same price as a ticket to the movies? And will that rise be sufficiently gradual for Obamasawa, the human co-star of Iowahawk’s latest production?)