Ed Driscoll

Turning Water Into Whine

The Politico helpfully distributes a cautionary note from the DNC:

“The Republican Party has thrown in its lot with the terrorists – the Taliban and Hamas this morning – in criticizing the President for receiving the Nobel Peace prize,” DNC communications director Brad Woodhouse told POLITICO. “Republicans cheered when America failed to land the Olympics and now they are criticizing the President of the United States for receiving the Nobel Peace prize – an award he did not seek but that is nonetheless an honor in which every American can take great pride – unless of course you are the Republican Party.

“The 2009 version of the Republican Party has no boundaries, has no shame and has proved that they will put politics above patriotism at every turn. It’s no wonder only 20 percent of Americans admit to being Republicans anymore – it’s an embarrassing label to claim,” Woodhouse said.

All of which must news, Ed Morrisey adds, to such rapid right wing death beasts as Mark “A-” Halperin, Ruth Marcus, Richard Cohen, and Ezra Klein, and the Huffington Post, as well:

Even in a political environment where the two major parties send out ridiculous ding-dong reactions to events, this takes the cake.  Woodhouse argues (almost assuredly uncomprehendingly) for a fuehrerprinzip where the head of state must never be questioned or criticized, lest one become a traitor to the fatherhomeland.  Will Woodhouse also start labeling late-night comedians like Jay Leno and Conan O’Brien terrorist sympathizers for their (very) occasional ridicule of His Reverence?  Does Janet Napolitano plan to open a file on Saturday Night Live for last week’s prescient dig?

Clearly, the DNC needs a smarter class of public-relations flacks.  Given this evidence, it should not be difficult at all to find them.

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Did Woodhouse miss a memo?  Isn’t the White House about to argue that the Taliban pose no threat to us?  Twitterer VJMorton reminded me that the DNC is either a few days behind, or maybe signaling that Obama will dump that rather idiotic notion.  Actually, it’s probably just Woodhouse’s own idiocy at work…

Robert Bidinotto has the last on this topic: “Upon reflection, I think all the mockery will cease when Barack Obama walks across the Atlantic Ocean to accept His prize.”

Update: Moe Lane adds, “Lot of people discovered this morning that they’ve suddenly been made Republicans now, is all I’m saying.”

They’ll get used to it — as James Lileks once wrote, “That’s the good thing about the Dark Side: Eventually, your eyes adjust.”