Ed Driscoll

Tell Us How You Really Feel, Jeremy!

Your quote of the day, via Don Surber:

Question: How is that Honda Insight 1.3 IMA SE Hybrid doing?

Answer: It sucks. Jeremy Clarkson: “It’s terrible. Biblically terrible. Possibly the worst new car money can buy. It’s the first car I’ve ever considered crashing into a tree, on purpose, so I didn’t have to drive it any more.”

Question: Really?

Answer: “And the sound is worse. The Honda’s petrol engine is a much-shaved, built-for-economy, low-friction 1.3 that, at full chat, makes a noise worse than someone else’s crying baby on an airliner. It’s worse than the sound of your parachute failing to open. Really, to get an idea of how awful it is, you’d have to sit a dog on a ham slicer.”

Imagine what he would say without the traditional British understatement and reserve holding him back…