In response to the “Christian Terrorists” cooked up by high school administrators in my old stopping grounds of Burlington Township, Kesher Talk explores a variety of additional “Politically safe hypothetical terror scenarios“, including:
Angry Scientologists overrun the school, demanding reparations for something or other that happened in another galaxy, a million years or so ago. They announce that they will begin to confuse and bewilder the children with absurd theological theories plagiarised from old pulp science fiction books.
Heh.TM
