Ed Driscoll

And Don't Forget The Militant Wing Of The Salvation Army

In response to the “Christian Terrorists” cooked up by high school administrators in my old stopping grounds of Burlington Township, Kesher Talk explores a variety of additional “Politically safe hypothetical terror scenarios“, including:

Angry Scientologists overrun the school, demanding reparations for something or other that happened in another galaxy, a million years or so ago. They announce that they will begin to confuse and bewilder the children with absurd theological theories plagiarised from old pulp science fiction books.