Speaking of Badly Photographed Blondes

Ann Coulter shouldn’t complain too much. Her Time magazine cover photo problems pale in comparision to Farrah Fawcett. As Jerry Seinfeld might say, so what’s the deal with Farrah? She’s looking absolutely dreadful on Letterman right now. Her plastic surgery looks seriously botched (compare her circa-1998 face with how she looks today); she looks every bit her age (and then some) and sounds like she’s swallowed enough quaaludes to fill the warehouse at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark.

That’s enough snark for now. I’m traveling back to California tomorrow; don’t expect much, if any blogging in the interim.