Ed Driscoll

HEY, I'M FIRST RUNNER-UP IN

HEY, I’M FIRST RUNNER-UP IN YESTERDAY’S VODKAPUNDIT CAPTION CONTEST! And my acceptance speech is online there.

Thank you, all of you, for being such marvelous people, and for voting the way you did. (And thank you to the automatic Academy Award speechwriting program, for the power assist.)