Ed Driscoll

THE NUDITY RIDER: The sultry

THE NUDITY RIDER: The sultry Linda Fiorentino wasn’t in MIB II (her character is apparently back at the morgue). But The Smoking Gun Web site has her “nudity rider,” a marvelous legal document that describes exactly what parts of her can and can’t be shown.

It’s an astonishing example of art (ummm) and commerce intersecting in Tinsel Town in ever more strange and mysterious ways. How come none of my contracts are this interesting??