Ed Driscoll


APOCALYPSE (NASHVILLE) NOW: Very, very funny parody of the classic Francis Ford Coppola film by “South Knox Bubba”. It begins with…

Knoxville, sh*t. I’m still only in Knoxville. Every time I think I’m going to wake up back in the Capitol. When I was home after my first tour, it was worse. I’d wake up and there’d be nothing…

I hardly said a word to my wife until I said yes to a new mini-van and she ran off to a Tupperware party. When I was here I wanted to be there. When I was there, all I could think of was getting back to the Capitol. I’ve been here a week now. Waiting for a mission, getting softer. Every minute I stay in this Motel 6 room I get weaker. And every minute Porky squats in the Capitol he gets stronger. Each time I look around the walls move in a little tighter.

Everyone gets everything he wants. I wanted a mission, and for my sins they gave me one. Brought it up to me like room service.

…and gets even better from there.