But Shouldn't They Wait Until Dita Von Teese Is Sworn Into Office?

Great moments in the history of American politics — not to mention the English language: “White House nipple tassles”:

Mio Destino has created a limited edition ‘Yes, We, Can-Can’ lingerie set to celebrate his triumph and to wish the President and the American people every success during his term in office…

And you thought Pepsi was going a bit over the top with its Obama worship. No word yet if Guy Cimbalo will be doing an article on these at Playboy.com.