Just Make Sure Hal Isn't Monitoring Things

Joe Gandelman begins an otherwise informative look at human hibernation by quipping:

You’ve seen it in movies, read about it in comic books as a kid, heard about it since you were two when it comes to bears…and now scientists say humans can hibernate, too.

But wait: I thought humans could already hibernate. There’s even a term for it: “attending high school.”

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Actually, the previous story on Bay Area sports proves that mass human hibernation has been possible ever since the Raiders muffed the Super Bowl and the Niners traded Jeff Garcia.

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