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N.J. High School's Mystery Pooper Found—and It's the Superintendent

Humans are strange, especially when it comes to poop. Holmdel High School in Holmdel, N.J., has been the target of a mystery pooper. Human feces has recently been found on or near the football field and track field on a daily basis, but no one knew who the defecator was. Until now.

Surveillance was set up to find the poopetrator (can you blame me?), and it was discovered that the guilty party was none other than Thomas Tramaglini, a Monmouth County resident—and the Kenilworth Public Schools SUPERINTENDENT. Yes, the man who is in charge of the school system in Holmdel, and is paid nearly $150K per year to do so, has been relieving himself almost daily on the football field.

Needless to say, Twitter had a field day (sorry again) with this one.

Can you blame them?

Actually, this is pretty close to a bad Scooby-Doo…

Tramaglini will get paid leave following this scandal. Not a bad paycheck for his extracurricular activities:

Here was the entire charge:

And as to why a superintendent would choose to spend his time secretly defecating on school grounds? No one knows just yet…