Doo-Wah-Dignity-Dumb-Diddy-Doo

Doo-Wah-Dignity-Dumb-Diddy-Doo
—apologies to Manfred Mann, and “Doo-Wah-Diddy-Diddy-Dum-Diddy-Do”

There she was, in the halls of the Congress
Singin’ doo-wah-dignity dumb diddy doo!
Ignorin’ how the economy became a mess
Singin’ doo-wah-dignity dumb diddy doo!

She was a (Was a!)
Total fox (total fox!)
Thanks to gallons of botox!

She feels disrespected most every single day
Singin’ doo-wah-dignity dumb diddy doo!
It’s beneath her to be in Congress, but still she’s gonna stay
Singin’ doo-wah-dignity dumb diddy doo!

She wants to (wants to!)
Pass bills (pass bills!)
For Obama she’s a shill!

I know that we are deeply into national debt
And I realize that she hasn’t acknowledged it yet

Even though her party is in the minority
Singin’ doo-wah-dignity dumb diddy doo!
The news media still report on Nancy Pelosi
Singin’ doo-wah-dignity dumb diddy doo!

She wants more (wants more!)
More pay (more pay!)
But in Congress she’ll still stay!

I know that we are deeply into national debt
And I realize that she hasn’t acknowledged it yet

Even though her party is in the minority
Singin’ doo-wah-dignity dumb diddy doo!
The news media still report on Nancy Pelosi
Singin’ doo-wah-dignity dumb diddy doo!