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The Great Replacement Chronicles: Adventures on the High Seas

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Archiving the “strange death of Europe,” as Douglas Murray put it, and the West more broadly, at the hands of the neoliberal technocracy.

Three women discovered dead on migrant boat from ‘heart attacks’

The improbable scenario:

A dinghy turns up off the shore of Great Britain. (That’s not the improbable part; it’s been happening multiple times a day for years.)

Instead of blowing the military vessel ferrying invaders out of the water, the French Coast Guard dispatches rescue teams to ensure the illegal migrants make it to land safe and sound.

They have human rights, after all.

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Said rescue team discovers that all of the men aboard are still alive, but the three women are dead.

Investigators determine that they all had “heart attacks” more or less simultaneously.

Imagine the odds!

Via LBC (emphasis added):

Three migrants have been found dead on board a boat in the English Channel off the coast of Dunkirk.

The French coastguard said the bodies were found this morning.

French authorities said they were alerted to the migrant boat from 6am local time departing from the Dunkirk area and sent a search and rescue vessel to monitor the situation.

At around 6.30am the rescue ship identified three unconscious individuals on board.

The victims were brought ashore where they were confirmed dead. All three women are believed to have suffered heart attacks on board.

French officials have not said how many people were on board the boat or whether it was allowed to continue on to UK shores.

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Aboard the anti-Titanic: A Muslim migrant story of anti-chivalry

The men destined for Britain had no other options but to leave their women behind, in the water, bawling their eyes out, frightened out of their wits, as there was simply no room on the migrant dinghy for them.

And why should there be?

These men are headed to the land of milk and white honeys, who are simply allowed to wander the streets with their ankles showing, which these men will inevitably take as an invitation to rape them.

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And anyway, the lady migrants left behind in the water are looking a little long in the tooth for the Muslim palate.

Mohammed, after all, married Aisha when she was a fresh-faced six-year-old (though he magnanimously waited until she matured to the ripe age of nine before he consummated their marriage).

These men are merely following in the footsteps of the Prophet (Peace Be Upon Him).

So they’re off to sow their wild oats in greener pastures, in the promised land chock full of British schoolgirls and foster children left unattended by the authorities.

Greek Coast Guard takes different tack (no pun intended) than British counterparts

Presumably the Coast Guard had guns or other projectiles on board, so they could have used those but didn’t for some reason (probably the “human rights” of the dinghy people).

In any case, in this video, the Greeks take a bit of a different approach to greeting the migrants than some other European authorities.

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