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Archiving the “strange death of Europe,” as Douglas Murray put it, and the West more broadly, at the hands of the neoliberal technocracy.

UK: Illegal immigrant slated for deportation allowed to remain because son won’t eat foreign chicken nuggets

An Albanian illegal immigrant who falsely claimed asylum will not be deported because, his lawyer argued, the migrant’s son doesn’t like foreign chicken nuggets.

The attorney should win some award for “most insane successful defense of a client ever offered in open court.”

Via The Daily Mail (emphasis added):

A migrant who fought deportation by arguing his son disliked foreign chicken nuggets has won the right to stay in Britain.

The case of convict Klevis Disha, 39 – who entered Britain illegally under a false name and lied in a failed asylum claim – sparked outrage when it emerged a year ago.

Critics cited it as a stark example of abuse of the European Convention on Human Rights. The Home Office talked tough, pressing to have him expelled – which should have been a formality as he was jailed for two years in 2017.

But despite the outcry he has won his appeal against removal.

His barrister Richard McKee successfully argued it would be 'unduly harsh' for his son, 11, to have to join his father in Albania, or be left in Britain without him

A series of hearings dragged on for more than a year and Judge Veloso has now ruled in Disha's favour, under Article 8 of the Human Rights Act, noting 'C' 'struggles with certain textures of foods' and 'has a limited diet'.

The judge dismissed Home Office claims that 'C' spoke Albanian as a first language, and does not have a formal autism diagnosis, saying: 'Disha's deportation would be unduly harsh for "C".'

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Full-on Burka lady in France complains she can’t find a job

Imagine, as the hiring manager, you sit down for the interview, and your first question has to be: “Who are you and how do I know your documents match your actual identity, given that I can’t even see your face?”

Another standard interview question: “What are your hobbies?”

“Oh, you’re not even allowed outside of the house except for grocery runs, you say?”

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UK National Trust Director-General Hilary McGrady: Migrants won’t go to the countryside because they don’t know what to wear

As part of the ongoing all-hands-on-deck efforts by the British government to get more migrants into the English countryside for some reason, which I have reported on previously in The Great Replacement Chronicles, UK National Trust Director-General Hilary McGrady explains that part of the problem with luring the migrants into the great outdoors is that they don’t know what to wear:

There’s been lots and lots of research with people from ethnic backgrounds asking them how do they feel about the countryside. Do they feel it’s a place for them. And the research comes back really clearly saying they don’t…  

[The reasons are] everything from: it’s not culturally something that they necessarily feel as if it’s part of what they do. When they go there,  they don’t necessarily know ‘what am I meant to wear, how do I behave? What’s a countryside code? I’ve never heard of it’. So there’s loads of different reasons why they don’t feel all the time confident.

African migrants front and center for the inauguration photo with the first-ever woman Archbishop of Canterbury

Sometimes a picture really is worth a thousand words.

What commentary is even necessary?

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