Chronicling the ongoing intersectional struggle to liberate women — inclusively defined as the legacy kind and the transgenders — from The Patriarchy™, one microaggression at a time.
Trump accuser on legacy media circuit promoting new memoir/fantasy novel
No alleged victim of sexual assault has ever so palpably enjoyed the fame conferred by their alleged victimhood.
She’s got a new “hilarious” (her description) book about the incident — an alleged rape that happened thirty years ago in a popular department store in broad daylight with no witnesses that magically appeared out of the ether in 2019 once Trump was president and #Russiagate had failed to take him out.
The promotional synopsis reads like a soap opera.
Via Amazon (emphasis added):
A hilarious, hopeful, revelatory behind the scenes account of the trials that riveted the nation
You’ve heard about the tantrums, the seething, the storming out of court, yes. But what about E. Jean’s side of the story? What about the flight suits, the bottle of green Chartreuse, and the bob?
Not My Type puts you in a better seat than the jury box.
You will hear Alina Habba, Esq., “Trump’s most beautiful attorney,” asking E. Jean to “list” the people she has “slept with”―a list which turns out to be so marvelous, it is worth twice the price of this book. You will experience the fear and loathing of E. Jean’s “psychiatric evaluations,” and hear how she tries to cheer up Trump’s gloomy, $750-an-hour shrink by telling him about the strange white tablet Hunter S. Thompson gave her.
You will be in on the choosing of the “clothes for court,” and the creation of “the look”: a look that will help the jury connect the younger E. Jean who is attacked by Trump in Bergdorf’s with the older E. Jean who sits in the courtroom.
It’s all here: two dazzling trials, the full-tilt high stakes, the laugh-out-loud commentary, and the inspiring fact that a woman is never too old to get even.
This is truly unhinged stuff.
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In another interview, Carroll bragged that she’s using Trump’s confiscated money — the judgment against him for the alleged assault he committed on her in a department store changing room thirty years ago in a wildly popular clothing store in broad daylight that no one ever heard about until #MeToo — to fund abortions.
Where my pleasure comes is making him so pissed off he can't think. We need to prick his little balloon constantly, and one of the ways to do that is to give his money to women's reproductive rights.
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You might recall, and as I have reported previously, Carroll once characterized rape as “sexy,” to the visceral dismay of Anderson Cooper before, likely at the request of his producer in his ear, the news actor hastily cut to commercial break to stem the bleeding on what was supposed to be the world’s introduction to the #MeToo story that would take down a president.
Michelle Obama: Women ‘haven’t been researched,’ reproducing isn’t the purpose of women’s reproductive systems
Michelle Obama — the height of femininity, obviously — offered a truly profound insight into women’s reproductive systems and the fact that reproducing isn’t actually what reproductive systems are for:
“So many men have no idea about what women go through. We haven’t been researched…
It affects the way male lawmakers… think about the issue of choice…
This whole complicated reproductive system… the least of what it does is produce life.”
Michelle Obama just said that the least important thing a woman's reproductive system does is create life.
— Vince Langman (@LangmanVince) May 29, 2025
This monster is beyond evil! pic.twitter.com/K8XFaTY5nP
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Given how deeply concerned Michelle Obama is about women’s reproductive health, surely she was out front and center warning women about the havoc that the COVID shots undeniably wreak on women’s ovaries and uteruses?
Right?
